Woman wants male for her 100th birthday party
When Clare Ormiston's relatives asked her what she wanted for her forthcoming 100th birthday, they weren’t prepared for her cheeky reply.
The centenarian-to-be wasn’t content with just a card from the Queen and some nice classical music – she wanted a male str****r instead, the Mirror newspaper reports.
Clare’s daughter Marguerite recalled: “We asked mum in June what she wanted for her party. And she came up with a couple of suggestions. Woman wants male for her 100th birthday party,
“The first one was actually ‘a seat on the moon’. Seeing as that was pretty impossible I said, ‘What about something else?’.
“I couldn’t believe it. She’s got a wicked sense of humour – I nearly fell off my chair.”
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